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#1 User is offline   Douchius Maximus 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 05:46 PM

Where's Warren Morris: WWM has always been a nice guy but unfortunately, he's judged by the company he keeps, which means he's a douche by default.

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Sloshyj: This committee would like to extend the deepest, most sincere apology to Mr. Sloshyj, for entering him into this Tournament of Douche. He did not deserve this. He has never at any time exuded even the slightest behavior that could be categorized as douche. Not once.

He is courteous, rational, respectful, stable, non-confrontational, full of pertinent information as it relates to sports and in general, one of the easiest guys to get along with in the history of message boards.

We are not certain what erroneously led us to not only enter Mr. Sloshyj into this tournament, but to rank him as a number two seed. It was inappropriate and this committee has decided to hire a team of analysts to see if they can discover how we made this horrific mistake.

We only hope that his appearance in this tournament does not besmirch his character as that would be completely undeserved. As we expect Mr. Sloshyj to take legal action against this committee for our egregious error, we have retained the services of the law firm of Douche, Douche and Douche.

We once again apologize.
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 07:36 PM

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 07:38 PM

That solves that mystery
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 07:50 PM

Then a well deserved pat on the douchy back for some good reads :thumbsup:
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 07:58 PM

QUOTE (Douchius Maximus @ Apr 9 2009, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's Warren Morris: WWM has always been a nice guy but unfortunately, he's judged by the company he keeps, which means he's a douche by default.

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Sloshyj: This committee would like to extend the deepest

I thought that was…

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Yeah them Sloshy's are a real swell fella.
Get it?
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 08:16 PM

guess we know who is writing these bitches. Worst.Writeup.Ever.
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 08:21 PM

QUOTE (tdippo @ Apr 9 2009, 06:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
guess we know who is writing these bitches. Worst.Writeup.Ever.

This.

Any write up about Sloshy that doesn't include how he regularly called someone's fiance Donkey Face is a failure.
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 09:53 PM

I got 3? Well it at least it wasn't a shutout ....
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 06:57 AM

QUOTE (Penguin @ Apr 9 2009, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This.

Any write up about Sloshy that doesn't include how he regularly called someone's fiance Donkey Face is a failure.

Don't forget the Memorial Day thread from a few years ago with GB21.



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Posted 10 April 2009 - 07:47 AM

QUOTE (Uber Bier Mensch @ Apr 10 2009, 04:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't forget the Memorial Day thread from a few years ago with GB21.


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Posted 10 April 2009 - 08:45 AM

Am I the only guy here who automatically assumes that all new posters are actually Sloshy?

Despite his awesome massage skills, I have to go with the one and only, the incomparable, Sepultera-loving wackjob of all wackjobs. Yes, it must be Sloshy.
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 09:06 AM

QUOTE (SyrBucco @ Apr 10 2009, 09:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Am I the only guy here who automatically assumes that all new posters are actually Sloshy?

Despite his awesome massage skills, I have to go with the one and only, the incomparable, Sepultera-loving wackjob of all wackjobs. Yes, it must be Sloshy.

I'll take it one step further, I assume that anyone poster that I didn't meet on MGP night is one of Sloshy's aliases.
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 09:18 AM

QUOTE (ecbenito @ Apr 10 2009, 07:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll take it one step further, I assume that anyone poster that I didn't meet on MGP night is one of Sloshy's aliases.


I think that even some of the people that I actually met were Slosh.

He's that good.
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 10:13 AM

Am I the only one that thinks this writeup of sloshyj is due to slosh's 'researching' skills and douchius maximus doesn't want his personnel info exposed?

I don't think it's sloshy.
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 10:33 AM

QUOTE (mvk112 @ Apr 10 2009, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Am I the only one that thinks this writeup of sloshyj is due to slosh's 'researching' skills and douchius maximus doesn't want his personnel info exposed?

I don't think it's sloshy.

I did not meed Douchius Maximus at MGP night. He very well could be sloshy.
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 10:34 AM

QUOTE (Jeff King @ Apr 10 2009, 10:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think that even some of the people that I actually met were Slosh.

He's that good.

I wouldn't put it passed him to pay some random person to act like a poster. How do we know that we met the real Nosmo???????
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 01:20 PM

My only handle on CIA is sloshyj. My only handle on MGP was Sepulturafan5000.

This sham of a poll doesn't prove dick. As the intro clearly states, there was a mess-up at the home office. I wasn't even supposed to be in this poll today!


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Posted 10 April 2009 - 02:37 PM

Sloshyj out douches Warren Morris to advance to the 2nd round.
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 06:27 PM

QUOTE (Penguin @ Apr 9 2009, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This.

Any write up about Sloshy that doesn't include how he regularly called someone's fiance Donkey Face is a failure.


The tournament is a marathan, not a sprint. No use blowing your wad on a 1st round matchup that should be a cakewalk.

Plus to throw in some belated douche cred for Where's Warren Morris, I believe he was one of the few posters in the game thread during MGP night (as I foolishly gave ecbenito my blackberry to read during the game).
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