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#1 User is offline   Douchius Maximus 

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:32 PM



MVK: This committee has a question about MVK. What the fuck happened to this guy?

Going back to the ESPN board, MVK was a pretty under the radar poster. Never involved in controversy, he was there to have friendly sports debates. After all you douchebags made the move to MGS, he began acting increasingly more aggressive towards other board members. By the time you all moved to MGP, he had completely transformed into a different on-line personality. He was constantly lashing out at people and always looking for a heated argument. After about a year of being very difficult to get along with, one day he announced that he recognized that he had been acting differently and he actually apologized. He even decided to come to the first official MGP Night after he had originally said that he wasn't going to attend. For a while, it seemed as if he had turned over a new leaf and wanted to remain civil on the board. But this committee has recognized that his newfound "Zen like" behavior didn't last very long.

Since then, this douchebag has simply become the biggest mother fucking assholes that the internet has ever seen. We can't even think of anything clever to say about him and even if we could it wouldn't be nearly as effective as telling you that he just flat out sucks ass. Serious douchebag ass. He's a shit eating, loud talking, Yankee loving, wife-beater wearing, Jack Cust bashing, sense of humor lacking, ARod criticizing, Team Winter despising, Jeter dick sucking, anger embracing, miserable dick. And this committee know that when you're a shit eating, loud talking, Yankee loving, wife-beater wearing, Jack Cust bashing, sense of humor lacking, ARod criticizing, Team Winter despising, Jeter dick sucking, anger embracing, miserable dick, then it means that you're a HUGE fucking douchebag.

Wow. That was a real tongue twitser.

JollyRogerStinx: Shortly after MGP Night last year, MGP was graced with a new board member. This committee remembers that JollyRogerStinx claimed to have witnnessed you douchebags partying in the parking lot of PNC and found out about MGP, so she decided to join the board. After making a few fairly retarded posts, we've been told that she attempted to start a cat fight with Bree, for no reason, by sending her some nasty PMs. She didn't last long on MGP and hasn't been heard from since.

So, why would this committee enter her as a participant in this tournament if she hasn't even registered on CIA?

Because she was MVK's wife.


And that only makes MVK ten million times the douchebag he already was.

Yup.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:39 PM

I actually sort of like MVK. I voted for him of course.
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#3 User is offline   Jeff King 

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (sloshyj @ Apr 2 2009, 06:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I actually sort of like MVK. I voted for him of course.


You did the same thing to me. You propped me up, then you voted for me.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:42 PM

QUOTE (Jeff King @ Apr 2 2009, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You did the same thing to me. You propped me up, then you voted for me.

I'm calling your boss.

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Knock yourself out, bitch.
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:44 PM

QUOTE (sloshyj @ Apr 2 2009, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
704-4893-43923

Knock yourself out, bitch.

Tell Chuck I say 'hi'. Wait, that's my pretend boss. Fuck, I can't keep the lies straight.
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#6 User is offline   Jeff King 

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:46 PM

QUOTE (Penguin @ Apr 2 2009, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tell Chuck I say 'hi'. Wait, that's my pretend boss. Fuck, I can't keep the lies straight.


If you go to "Last Click," (which is back by the way) there's a subsection called "Lie Organizer." That should help.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:01 PM

QUOTE (Jeff King @ Apr 2 2009, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you go to "Last Click," (which is back by the way) there's a subsection called "Lie Organizer." That should help.

Technology today is amazing.


And at the Last Click page, if you type "up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A" you get access to the secret database of everyone's posts going back to espn
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:04 PM

Can we just vote for the family?
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 08:22 AM

QUOTE (sloshyj @ Apr 2 2009, 09:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I actually sort of like MVK. I voted for him of course.

And I actually really do like MVK. But his +1 was nicer than him, so he gets my vote.

This is a lousy pairing. Doesn't happen often, but Douchious Maximus has overrated this board member's douchosity. I think you will see an upset early in the tournament.
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 08:43 AM

QUOTE (SyrBucco @ Apr 3 2009, 09:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And I actually really do like MVK. But his +1 was nicer than him, so he gets my vote.

This is a lousy pairing. Doesn't happen often, but Douchious Maximus has overrated this board member's douchosity. I think you will see an upset early in the tournament.



I'm gonna go ahead and give this post a -1.

Does the wife beater already slip your mind? BLOSSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 11:29 AM

Mvk moves on to the 2nd round.
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