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#1 User is offline   maco 

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 11:54 AM

2012 was a pretty fair year- #2 Andy Griffith, #3 Phyllis Diller, #6 Jack Klugman, #8 Dick Clark, #15 Etta James, #16 Joe Paterno and #28 Larry Hagman all bit the dust. Most of the rest of 2012’s list is auto-renewed for 2013. It’s sure not rocket science to project death, just figure out who’s really old (Betty White), sick (Zsa Zsa Gabor) or pushes the envelope in the way they live life (Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen or Bashar al-Assad) and presto. Here are some leading candidates for 2013:

(1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (various & sundry parts already have been interred)
(2) Jim Nabors
(3) Betty White
(4) Kirk Douglas
(5) Lee Corso
(6) Hugh Hefner, the new bride does him in, in bed, ewww
(7) Billy Graham, one final “amen”
(8) Mickey Rooney
(9) Sidney Poitier, proves that black guys die, too
(10) Mohammed Ali, really off to battle Smokin’ Joe!
(11) Bob Newhart
(12) Dick Van Dyke
(13) Carl Reiner
(14) Lou Asner,
(15) Bob Dole, I still wonder if they stick a pencil in his bad hand in the casket?
(16) John Glenn, real spaceman
(17) Leonard Nimoy, the final frontier indeed for the fave, fake spaceman
(18) Keith Jackson
(19) John Madden
(20) Lauren Bacall
(21) Jean Stapleton
(22) Sally Struthers
(23) Larry Flynt
(24) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
(25) Bashar al-Assad (is there any doubt he goes down?)
(26) Hosni Mubarak
(27) Ralph Waite, aka John Walton
(28) Shirley Temple Black
(29) Robert Guillaume, Benson bites it
(30) Don Pardo, it’s going to be a bad year for announcers, plus he’s 93 in Feb.
(31) Casey Kasem, a shadow of his former voice, countin’ ‘em down one last time
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:01 PM

I would suggest adding George H. W. Bush to your list.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:05 PM

View PostMidnight Moose, on 01 January 2013 - 12:01 PM, said:

I would suggest adding George H. W. Bush to your list.


good call Moose, maybe Chuck Berry, too, I meant to add him this year, and James Garner and Henry Kissinger are on the maybe list as well
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:21 PM

Hillary in 2013.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:19 PM

The Western Hemisphere Trifecta
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Raúl Castro

A few I would mourn:
Bobby Doerr
Harry Bellafonte
Ralph Wilson (Chan Gailey's revenge?)
Joe Jackson

And One That Won't Go
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:21 PM

Kim Jong Un - he'll choke on some cake and the North Koreans will weep in anguish once again as the rest of the world laughs at them.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 03:52 PM

View Postckroynovich, on 01 January 2013 - 02:19 PM, said:

The Western Hemisphere Trifecta
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Raúl Castro

A few I would mourn:
Bobby Doerr
Harry Bellafonte
Ralph Wilson (Chan Gailey's revenge?)
Joe Jackson

And One That Won't Go


Joe Jackson, the singer? He isn't that old, is he?
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

View Postdonwengert4life, on 01 January 2013 - 03:52 PM, said:

Joe Jackson, the singer? He isn't that old, is he?

Michael and Janet's father. I think?
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 04:21 PM

View PostDale Berra, on 01 January 2013 - 04:20 PM, said:

Michael and Janet's father. I think?


84 or something close to that. Isn't one of the brothers sick too?
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 04:26 PM

I've had Lindsay Lohan in my dead pool since at least 2007. Die already, you talentless whore.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 05:10 PM

View Postdonwengert4life, on 01 January 2013 - 03:52 PM, said:

Joe Jackson, the singer? He isn't that old, is he?

Father of the Jacksons stepping out, not Steppin' Out



Yeah, I thought one of the brothers was in poor health too.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 05:12 PM

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I've had Lindsay Lohan in my dead pool since at least 2007. Die already, you talentless whore.

The world can never have enough talentless whores. Somebody needs to fuck old, fat, ugly rich guys.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:11 PM

View Posthir51, on 01 January 2013 - 05:12 PM, said:

The world can never have enough talentless whores. Somebody needs to fuck old, fat, ugly rich guys.


But those whore abilities (disabilities?) and physical traits need to be on videotape for posterity... and old, fat, ugly rich guys with a free hand. It worked for one of the Kardashian attention whores and Paris Hilton.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:14 PM

View Postckroynovich, on 01 January 2013 - 07:11 PM, said:

But those whore abilities (disabilities?) and physical traits need to be on videotape for posterity... and old, fat, ugly rich guys with a free hand. It worked for one of the Kardashian attention whores and Paris Hilton.

Just make certain that the camera is only focused on the talentless whores and you will have no argument from me.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:59 PM

I think both Billy Grahams will bite it this year -- the Reverend and the Superstar.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:15 PM

View PostTrey_Beamon, on 01 January 2013 - 04:26 PM, said:

I've had Lindsay Lohan in my dead pool since at least 2007. Die already, you talentless whore.

Wtf? She's on my end of the world list. I'm going to have to downgrade your reputation due to your views on talentless whores.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:20 PM

I'm tired of all this negativity of a death watch. I'm keeping a living watch. Starting with this guy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:29 PM

View Postdonwengert4life, on 01 January 2013 - 08:59 PM, said:

I think both Billy Grahams will bite it this year -- the Reverend and the Superstar.


perhaps there could be a celebrity death match DW- e.g. =


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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:16 PM

Patti Page, aka greybeard's first girlfriend- is that an oxymoron?

http://www.foxnews.c...dies-at-age-85/
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:23 PM

View Postmaco, on 02 January 2013 - 04:16 PM, said:

Patti Page, aka greybeard's first girlfriend- is that an oxymoron?

http://www.foxnews.c...dies-at-age-85/


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