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Jessica Biel vs Emmanuelle Chriqui

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 11:52 PM

This collosal Dark Damsels match-up features two actresses with voluptuous bodies and impressive careers. Each successfully transitioned from child actress to adult roles flawlessly, avoiding typical child actress breakdowns. Jessica Biel, who defeated Francesca Lodo 23-21 in round 1, towers over Chriqui by a half-foot. While Chriqui may look up to her competition, she poses a serious threat in the tournament. Chriqui defeated Gabrielle Union 38-12 in round 1.

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 11:55 PM

Jessica Biel is the Duke of this tournament.

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 06:57 AM

Yeah- Biel isn't seeing the Succulent Sixteen.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 07:46 AM

View PostWinters in Holland, on 12 July 2012 - 06:57 AM, said:

Yeah- Biel isn't seeing the Succulent Sixteen.


Its not the Succulent 16.

Oh, and, go Chriqui!
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:47 AM

While I will say that I anticipated Biel going down this round, I will also say that Emmanuelle Chriqui always seems to have a very, very stupid look on her face. Like she just got caught in the middle of a really loud fart.

In short, she's a dork, and I don't expect her to last past the next round, today's victory notwithstanding.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:49 AM

View PostWinters in Holland, on 12 July 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

While I will say that I anticipated Biel going down this round, I will also say that Emmanuelle Chriqui always seems to have a very, very stupid look on her face. Like she just got caught in the middle of a really loud fart.

In short, she's a dork, and I don't expect her to last past the next round, today's victory notwithstanding.

your love of Flo, hatred of Mila Kunis and now this? I'm going to go ahead and start to question your hetero streed cred.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:55 AM

I'm sorry, but she looks like a dumbass. It needed to be said.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 09:03 AM

Emmanuelle Chriqui is gorgeous, completely ravishing and succulent.

No one with a penis and an attraction to women would say anything to the contrary.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 09:10 AM

View PostWinters in Holland, on 12 July 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

Like she just got caught in the middle of a really loud fart.


That's hot.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:12 AM

View PostWinters in Holland, on 12 July 2012 - 08:55 AM, said:

I'm sorry, but she looks like a dumbass. It needed to be said.

Uhhhhh… no.

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:21 AM

Nice stomach hair in that 3rd picture, Martini.

Just say no to happy trails.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:05 PM

View PostWinters in Holland, on 12 July 2012 - 11:21 AM, said:

Nice stomach hair in that 3rd picture, Martini.

Just say no to happy trails.

Must have missed that. Didn't get past her succulent breasts with hint of nipple.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:08 PM

View Posthir51, on 12 July 2012 - 12:05 PM, said:

Must have missed that. Didn't get past her succulent breasts with hint of nipple.

Yeah Winter was focused on the training wheels of his Huffy with the broken frame.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 01:18 PM

View Posthir51, on 12 July 2012 - 12:05 PM, said:

Must have missed that. Didn't get past her succulent breasts with hint of nipple.


Her tits are awesome. They're about as perfect as they get.

I like her kind of tits over the whoppers on Kate Upton and Keely Hazell any day.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 01:20 PM

View PostJeff King, on 12 July 2012 - 01:18 PM, said:

Her tits are awesome. They're about as perfect as they get.

I like her kind of tits over the whoppers on Kate Upton and Keely Hazell any day.

I don't think there is any way that I could possibly agree more with this. Vindication, thy name is Nosmo
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 01:51 PM

Yep. Here's a pretty insanely hot NSFW pair…

http://tbsbdts.tumblr.com/

Warning: Piratey.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 01:54 PM

View PostMartini, on 12 July 2012 - 01:51 PM, said:

Yep. Here's a pretty insanely hot NSFW pair…

http://tbsbdts.tumblr.com/

Warning: Piratey.


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Posted 12 July 2012 - 01:58 PM

Meh.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 02:01 PM

View PostJeff King, on 12 July 2012 - 01:18 PM, said:

Her tits are awesome. They're about as perfect as they get.

I like her kind of tits over the whoppers on Kate Upton and Keely Hazell any day.


I like the whoppers I guess. Although there is a point where it gets ridiculous.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 05:04 PM

Chriqui looks to finish off Biel, up 28-11.
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