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#1 User is offline   cia_admin 

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 09:04 AM

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SEANAWESOME IS A COCKSUCKER
- Thread started as Greybeard flipping out because his font had been fucked with. Led to several "good morning twit" posts and lots of FONT FREEDOM insults to Grey. Marked the debut of the "personal messaging" within a thread feature.
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:27 AM

List of "Stranded On A Desert Island"CDs, List your top 5 to 10 that you'd want to play over and over

http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...c=1529&st=0

-PBD starts a thread asking what CDs you'd want if you were stranded on a Desert Island
-Starts out OK
-Then this fucking thread goes all over the place
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 10:57 AM

"Pjoma: You Coward"

http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...t=0&start=0

-PJ reveals the magic powers of "Last Click" and tells BOP he's PjomaSummarizer the previous day.

-BOP calls out Pjoma.

-Hilarity ensues all over the place.

-At the time I enter this thread into the epic thread registry, the thread has turned into a debate about Monarch's basketball skills.

-What's next?
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:04 PM

Need I say why?

Pens/Wings Game 3 and Onward Amazing Comeback Thread
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:16 PM

I wasn't expecting much from this thread:

http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...?showtopic=3042

At the time I'm adding this to the registry, there are 80 posts. I think we could be seeing an absolute classic in the making.



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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:58 AM

Defending Tony Sanchez

this one ended with a gangbang
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 10:23 AM

Rollo Tomassi, meet Dale Berras Stash. Dale Berras Stash, meet Rollo Tomassi. Everyone at CIA, meet an epic fail.

http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...?showtopic=6789
"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:00 PM

From the archives:

CIA v. Operation Shutdown.
http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...t=0&start=0
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 07:17 PM

QUOTE (Winters in Holland @ Nov 7 2010, 06:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Pens/'otes" 11/6/10

http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...?showtopic=7439

Herm tries to defend MAF at all costs, and a Staal-over-Malkin epic gangbang ensues.

I know it'll come off as me objecting because it involves one of my post, but I don't think it was really epic. It was a classic argument on this board and I'm sure that there are memorable moments, but it doesn't seem to Staal/Malkin esque to me.
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 08:56 PM

QUOTE (herrmorpheus @ Nov 7 2010, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know it'll come off as me objecting because it involves one of my post, but I don't think it was really epic. It was a classic argument on this board and I'm sure that there are memorable moments, but it doesn't seem to Staal/Malkin esque to me.


Calling that a classic argument is an insult to classic arguments. It was a one-night gang bang.

Edit: I'm leaving that response up, but I don't want to derail the Epic Thread Registry thread over something stupid. This thread should only be used to post epic threads, not to discuss the contents or classifications of one. My bad.
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Posted 21 November 2010 - 10:32 PM

QUOTE (Winters in Holland @ Nov 21 2010, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't want to derail this thread either, but it's pretty clear to me that, judging by his posting style, v2burghboy has a small penis.


You should know.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 06:03 PM

http://www.changeinatmosphere.com/forum/in...?showtopic=8399

pjoma, in his neverending battle vs. logic, lands a crushing blow with this not-even-close-to-accurate factoid

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Or, he use to bat clean-up for the Braves when McCann was being sat. Diaz has 957 AB's as a clean-up hitter and a .841 OPS in that role.


And an otherwise nondescript game thread for another Pirates loss goes epic and a new board meme is born.


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Posted 10 July 2011 - 01:36 PM

I failed.
IS THIS THE GAME THREAD???
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Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:21 AM

Jerry Sandusky Sex Abuse Scandal

http://www.changeina...topic=9766&st=0

Story breaks about his disgusting abuse of children over a 15 year period and the firing of Joe Paterno, Graham Spanier and the riots in State College that followed.
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Posted 21 December 2011 - 10:34 PM

In my latest quest to go back through old threads and see how arguments turned out, I have come to the conclusion that Jwill will receive vindication, and Monarch, mvk, zimm, dragudown, and others will be receiving no vindication:

http://www.changeina...ve/epic8_p1.htm


Jack Cust's OPS and OPS+ seasons since that discussion:

2007: .912 146
2008: .851 129
2009: .773 104
2010: .834 129
2011: .673 94
Career: .813 119

He is not out of the majors, and he has kept up a .800 OPS for his career. Vindication.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 11:28 AM

View PostPSU4Lyfe, on 21 December 2011 - 10:34 PM, said:

In my latest quest to go back through old threads and see how arguments turned out, I have come to the conclusion that Jwill will receive vindication, and Monarch, mvk, zimm, dragudown, and others will be receiving no vindication:

http://www.changeina...ve/epic8_p1.htm


Jack Cust's OPS and OPS+ seasons since that discussion:

2007: .912 146
2008: .851 129
2009: .773 104
2010: .834 129
2011: .673 94
Career: .813 119

He is not out of the majors, and he has kept up a .800 OPS for his career. Vindication.


Gahran dives too much.

I can't believe it's been almost five years since then.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 10:10 PM

View PostJeff King, on 22 December 2011 - 11:28 AM, said:

Gahran dives too much.

I can't believe it's been almost five years since then.


Yeah, Gahran is all through those archived threads. I completely forgot how many people were actively posting back then. In this thread, mvk uses his talent evaluation to compare Jack Cust to Craig Wilson:

http://www.changeina...ve/epic7_p1.htm

Those Jack Cust arguments were still some of the best ever.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:15 PM

View PostPSU4Lyfe, on 22 December 2011 - 10:10 PM, said:

Yeah, Gahran is all through those archived threads. I completely forgot how many people were actively posting back then. In this thread, mvk uses his talent evaluation to compare Jack Cust to Craig Wilson:

http://www.changeina...ve/epic7_p1.htm

Those Jack Cust arguments were still some of the best ever.

2 things to take away from that thread. 1. I assumed that Winter's avatar was a photo of himself. Mind blown when I met him and there were aviators and a straight brimmed hat involved. 2. Was Gahran the one that told us the story of when he was in the military he was at some titty bar somewhere in Asia and he ended up raw dogging some whore and then she tried to steal his camera as payment?

those were the days.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:48 PM

View Postecbenito, on 24 December 2011 - 01:15 PM, said:

2 things to take away from that thread. 1. I assumed that Winter's avatar was a photo of himself. Mind blown when I met him and there were aviators and a straight brimmed hat involved. 2. Was Gahran the one that told us the story of when he was in the military he was at some titty bar somewhere in Asia and he ended up raw dogging some whore and then she tried to steal his camera as payment?

those were the days.


I believe that was him. Although I don't remember if he was the one in the story or if he was just telling us a story that happened to a friend of his.

Regardless, I'm sure there were organic drawings of it. And he was prolly going:

"Bom chicka wah wah, skidelee, didelee, doodelee..."
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:04 PM

The A.J. Burnett-NH's Matt Morris thread.

It started with an Ax, wound down with Scott Baio and was Jam packed with "jelly", jackasses and "mad bros".

Some of the dumbest posts ever thanks to the MLB board contingent....Thanks fellas, melt-downs have never felt so good!

Best quote in the thread...

Kovaltwat-

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