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#21 User is offline   Tommy Salami 

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 02:07 AM

QUOTE (Winters in Holland @ Dec 18 2008, 09:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So far, this new dictionary thread has been about as successful as a middle-aged man at a sperm bank, trying to get an erection while watching a "Ruby" marathon on the Style network.

I liked sloshy's entries though.


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Your analogies are about as successful as Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold.

It's fun to reference obscure things to feign intelligence though.
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Posted 29 December 2008 - 10:32 AM

608. He took his ball and went home
609. Midget trailer
610. Bob Saget
611. Prolly
612. Velo
613. Cumbucket
614. Are you the end-all decider? Fuck off.
615. major league football
616. cunt goo
617. I embarrassed one of the assistant coaches sons during tryouts by hitting 3s on 3 consecutive trips down the floor in a scrimmage, and he didn't like me after that


618. Google. Have at it.

"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 05:53 PM

611. Prolly
612. Velo
613. Cumbucket
614. Are you the end-all decider? Fuck off.
615. major league football
616. cunt goo
617. I embarrassed one of the assistant coaches sons during tryouts by hitting 3s on 3 consecutive trips down the floor in a scrimmage, and he didn't like me after that
618. Google. Have at it.
619. Shero Ice Vaginas


620. <3 <3 wub.gif
"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 05:53 PM

Double post.
"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 06:21 PM

611. Prolly
612. Velo
613. Cumbucket
614. Are you the end-all decider? Fuck off.
615. major league football
616. cunt goo
617. I embarrassed one of the assistant coaches sons during tryouts by hitting 3s on 3 consecutive trips down the floor in a scrimmage, and he didn't like me after that
618. Google. Have at it.
619. Shero Ice Vaginas
620. <3 <3 wub.gif
621. go shine up your High Class A Carolina League Championship Ring some more you douchebag


622. these younguns ain't as smart as they think!!!
"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:52 PM

611. Prolly
612. Velo
613. Cumbucket
614. Are you the end-all decider? Fuck off.
615. major league football
616. cunt goo
617. I embarrassed one of the assistant coaches sons during tryouts by hitting 3s on 3 consecutive trips down the floor in a scrimmage, and he didn't like me after that
618. Google. Have at it.
619. Shero Ice Vaginas
620. <3 <3 wub.gif
621. go shine up your High Class A Carolina League Championship Ring some more you douchebag
622. these younguns ain't as smart as they think!!!



623. [PERSONAL MESSAGE=greybeard131-ASCII_ASCII_2x_BoB'ASCII]



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That's better than not pretty at all,
You're pretty on the inside,
Too bad I'm an outside kinda pretty guy.
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:12 PM

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621. go shine up your High Class A Carolina League Championship Ring some more you douchebag


What thread was this from?


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Posted 17 January 2009 - 04:52 PM

627. regaurdless
QUOTE (herrmorpheus @ Dec 13 2008, 09:37 PM)
You at least give the illusion of trying to contend. You never know when you're going to pull a Tampa Bay.

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:40 PM

QUOTE (I Am Not Bayliss @ Jan 17 2009, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
627. regaurdless

Already #163

"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:41 PM

Shouldn't we have definitions if this is to be a dictionary?
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:50 PM

QUOTE (DanPotashtic @ Feb 7 2009, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shouldn't we have definitions if this is to be a dictionary?



Feel free to add them for each word.
Disclaimer: This post in no way supports nor defends the signing of Rod Barajas.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 11:59 PM

I don't know 99% of them.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 05:15 PM

QUOTE (DanPotashtic @ Feb 7 2009, 11:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't know 99% of them.

Well then…




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Posted 09 February 2009 - 02:30 PM

QUOTE (Winters in Holland @ Jan 19 2009, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
625. Punter
626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded.

628. J. Peterson reality tour
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:31 PM

QUOTE (ecbenito @ Feb 9 2009, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
628. J. Peterson reality tour


629. FUBAR

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:24 PM

624. He's an asshole to a degree that very few have reached.
625. Punter
626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded
628. J. Peterson reality tour
629. FUBAR


630. ok... i have to ask you... what is the highest level of baseball you played?

"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:05 PM

625. Punter
626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded
628. J. Peterson reality tour
629. FUBAR
630. ok... i have to ask you... what is the highest level of baseball you played?



631. Ning
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:47 PM

626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded
628. J. Peterson reality tour
629. FUBAR
630. ok... i have to ask you... what is the highest level of baseball you played?
631. Ning

632. and if you do not like it...FUCK YOU
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:43 PM

626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded
628. J. Peterson reality tour
629. FUBAR
630. ok... i have to ask you... what is the highest level of baseball you played?
631. Ning
632. and if you do not like it...FUCK YOU


633. Last Click
"The business of baseball is to make money, not break even. I don't understand why you think the Pirates should run their team like a charity." - Willlton 6/18/2009

"The Bay trade doesn't look like it (a slam dunk winner), but if you take into account the fact that all they lost was eight months of Jason Bay's services, as well as the fact that even the Red Sox look like they won't be able to re-sign him, it's not nearly the loser many people seem to think." - tWTM 11/26/2009

"Morton is finding himself, now while this may sound weird and out there, but the fact he put on a solo concert at Piratefest shows he finally has the confidence that he lacked within himself that he didn't have in the lower minors." - aso513 2/8/2010

"Dave Littlefield vindicated." - Xiga 4/30/2011 after one scoreless inning of relief by Daniel Moskos.

"Hanrahan and Cedeno would be a gross overpayment for Belt. Sorry, but I'll stick with my realistic analysis of the market and the teams involved." - Steve Zielinski 5/25/2011

"He (Barmes) could have a .000 Batting Average and still be an asset." - bradlej31 5/28/2012

"The last time the Pirates won an extra-inning game in St. Louis that lasted at least 16 frames was April 20, 1986 at Chicago." - Kristy Robinson 8/19/2012

"I want to tweet something clever and interesting to you that will earn your respect and make you smile, since you do that to me all the time." - jpbucco to Colin Dunlap 4/12/2016

"If the Pirates had acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins, Im not sure they would have won the Benedict trade." - David Todd 11/11/2015
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 11:13 PM

626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded
628. J. Peterson reality tour
629. FUBAR
630. ok... i have to ask you... what is the highest level of baseball you played?
631. Ning
632. and if you do not like it...FUCK YOU
633. Last Click
634. Technology today is amazing.


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